Ghosts cure cancer! “The Haunting in Connecticut”

Why does this movie exist? Seriously, I’m asking you. Why does this movie have to be here on Earth? Anyone have any ideas? Anybody? Because The Haunting in Connecticut is not only interminable at 102 minutes (I began checking my watch anxiously at the 62-minute mark), but it also rips off a half-dozen other sources, flushes away the talents of some solid actors, wrap up with an end card that’s so idiotic it borders on the offensive, and still manages to be as bland as cold microwavable burrito. I mean, how does that happen? How do you do that?